Miss America is coming to Chicago!

Miss Xyza Armistice is organizing Miss America Pageant, a dazzling event that celebrates beauty. The CH had to find out first hand about a few details… Miss Xyza promised to give us further information so every beautiful girl as well as all kind gentlemen would know about the where and the when of this alluring event coming to Chicago!




CH: How did you come up with an idea for an event that celebrates beauty?
XA: Oh my !! OH My !! cant keep anything hidden from the press (laughs).


CH: How did I come up with an idea for an event that celebrates beauty?
XA: I received a letter from one of my long time and dear friend that a League of Businessmen, in Atlantic City wants to appoint a committee to organize a sponsored beauty pageants.
And also working with MGM for 5 years, during that time, being the number one photographer in my  profession. Fashion and beauty was emphasised in their films and therefore attracted more women than men. Hollywood stars and woman all over the world have and want to show themselves and their beauty to the world clad in beautiful clothes, whether on set or off, on the streets or on the beach.  I'd like to bring the Beauty and tradition back to Chicago. 


CH: Do you already a have a date for the event?
XA: No, not as yet but you will be the first to know as soon as I have one


CH: Who can participate in the pageant?
XA: The Pageant is open to All woman that wishes to participate, for any non resident of Chicago an entry fee of $L200 will apply


CH: Do any specific rules apply to the pageant?
XA: Yes rules will also apply:
*the competitors will stand for their cities not state and must be available for the durations of the event which most likely will be held over 4 days with the duration to be as yet determined
*photo submissions with 3 sets of 1920 period clothing
*Swimsuit
*Day wear
*Evening/ cocktail dress

*Photo must include a close up of face and visible clear full body, all photos must have full permission and submitted in folder named Beauty Pageant (your name) to Miss Xyza Armistice 

(PLEASE NOTE ALL CLOTHING MUST BE 1920's PERIOD ONLY OR YOU WILL BE  DISQUALIFIED)


CH: Which is the prize to the winner? Do 2nd and 3rd place take prizes as well?
XA: Yes,
*3rd place L$1500
*2nd L$ 2500
*1st L$ 5000 with Trophy and Crown
*and additional prizes as yet to be determined
*winners will be judged by an independent panel of 4, during our live pageant.
*Judging to be based on beauty, style and poise, according to 1920's standards.


CH: What kind of sponsorship are you going to have to organize the pageant?
XA: Black Heart Glamour Photography Studio - Owner Miss Xyza Armistice will sponsor the pageant.

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The Mayor’s view of Women’s role in our Society

Following Miss Foley’s appointment as, quoting Mayor Renfort, "Chicago’s Ladies Bodyguard" the sl Chicago Herald sent a few questions to the City Hall to find out his point of view in matters concerning women’s role in our society and their right to vote. 


1. How do you face women’s role in the modern Society?
2. Do you support women’s right to vote?
3. How would you face the growing participation of Women in Politics?
4. What role or position would you give to women in the near future?


We did not receive the answers or any kind of notice from the Mayor... I cannot help wondering if the Mayor's lack of response is due to the fact that this newspaper's editor is a woman... 
Allow me to tell you that the Mayor appointed Miss Foley after a number ladies asked the Mayor for increase security in our streets due to several attacks on women around the city...
How can we be shocked with the growing violence in our city if the Mayor is the first to turn the face away...? How can we be surprised if the Mayor is shot or if the City Hall is attacked with Molotov Cocktails...?


Thank you Mayor Lance Renfort for you kind and prompt reply... Thank you Mayor Lance for you consideration towards the city you run and towards the newspaper that has the role to inform your citizens of daily life in Chicago...

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InDepth: KJ Kiranov

The InDepth Column introduces the most interesting, famous and exquisite Citizens of Chicago. The questionnaire is almost the same and what makes each interview unique is the subject’s answers and reactions.


Kind, generous and sensitive portrays his personality… Always available to heal and help anyone who approaches him… Meet Dr. KJ Kiranov and take an InDepth look into his character.

*Name: KJ Kiranov
*Age: 53
*Rez day: 8/30/08
*Best moment in SL: There have been many, but i have to say nothing tops the day that Miss Xyza and i became engaged.


CH: What brought you to Chicago?
KK: It's my Hometown, and I have to do my bit to make this town the best it can be for all the citizens.


CH: Tell us a bit about your background.
KK: Raised in Chicago. My Dad was a meat cutter, and my Mother was a Music and Sunday school teacher. I can’t say as I have any complaints about my childhood, we struggled some, but we had everything we needed.  I have 6 siblings, all in various occupations, all college educated.  I was always interested in Medicine and helping others, I went on to medical school, and when the war broke out in Europe, I knew it was my calling.  I spent time in France as a surgeon in field hospital.  That experience changed me greatly, to say the least.  I did meet a wonderful woman when I was there, whom I now have the pleasure to call my Fiancée. 
I drifted a bit after the war, spending time in Europe before returning to the east coast, where I was on staff at several hospitals, I returned to Chicago after my cousin was shot here, I figured I was needed here with all the violence that appears to be going on.  It was something I had to do and I missed home.  So here I am now, doing what I can in the service of the people.


CH: I know you’re always very busy, but fill us in on your daily tasks.
KK: Mainly, I'm preparing for medical emergencies, or spending time in my own practice.  Helping out around town is another thing. I love being in contact with the people, it's the pulse of the city so to say.


CH: What do you like to do in your spare time you find?
KK: I have one main interest, but she knows who she is, (laughs)  I also love flying. which I learned in Europe.  Nothing like seeing the city from the air.

CH: What was your proudest moment in regards to Chicago?
KK: Well, I haven’t been back here too long, I have to say its when I see people fulfilling their everyday lives after i help them recover.


CH: If you were offered one million dollars or the ability to have one superpower for the rest of your life, what would you choose and why?
KK: The ability to heal, first and foremost.  To help everyone overcome pain and suffering, to give someone new hope, to see a child happy and smiling again, there’s nothing to compare with that look in a child’s eye, when they know they'll be ok again.


CH: What or who is your favourite and why…
KK: Animal? Dog, always loyal, steadfast, and needing love and attention.
      Superhero? I haven’t met one yet, can’t say as I’d be impressed.
      Place to live? Chicago of course, we have everything!
      Place to vacation? Florida, Gulf Coast, miles and miles of white beaches.
      Season of the year? Winter, I love the snow.
      Book? Hmmm… always liked the Iliad and the Odyssey.  A classic adventure that fills all the senses.
      Movie? I'm really fascinated by the vision of the future in Metropolis.
      Celebrity? How about that King Tut fellow, he’s pretty famous now after 5000 years.
      Hobby? Flying, love getting in the plane and going up, everything is so nice from the air.

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Who robbed the First National Bank of Chicago?

By Arturo Caruzzo


The First National Bank of Chicago was robbed last Thursday at approximately 8pm slt, by a single armed male.
A witness said the thief was tall with dark hair. Later that evening an individual matching this description was seen getting into a yellow car and driving away.

Chief Moorlord is leading an investigation to bring this unknown individual to justice. It was reported that 50 dollars and some jewellery were taken in the robbery. The BOI Chief cordially answered a few questions…


CH: I'm assuming that an investigation is taking place at the moment... Did it lead to any conclusions yet?
Shepham Moorlord: Our investigation is on going. Our job isn't to come to conclusions until we have collected all the relevant facts.


CH: Gossip around the town is saying that Lander Hancroft robbed the bank... Can you confirm this information?
SM: I can neither confirm or deny any rumour, as  this is an on going investigation which i can not comment on at this time.


CH: Do you have any other suspects?
SM: At this time we have several people of interest. We have some witness statements. But at this time we have nothing definite.


CH: Any arrest warrants issued so far?
SM: At this time we do not have ample evidence to issue warrants. as you know bank robbery is a federal crime. it is the opinion of this government office  that we will  find, arrest and will bring these people to justice.

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Bookstore incident increases the tension…

By Arturo Caruzzo

On Tuesday, September 14^th three unknown individuals attacked Miss Lucy Songlark’s Bookstore with Molotov Cocktails. Due to this incident the tension on the streets of Chicago has increased. The sl Chicago Herald was able to interview Miss Songlark about this matter.


CH: Where were you when your store was ravaged? And when and how did you find out about the incident?
LS: I was actually walking upwards from the river walk when I saw a car swerve and stop in front of the Bookstore.   I thought nothing of it, but then I saw them lit something, and before I could see what it was, I saw the car drive away quickly and then I heard the explosion.  I started running to see if I could see where the car headed, but lost track of it.


CH: Do you have any suspicions on who attacked your store and why?
LS: If I had, I wouldn't tell you. But if you think of it, who would want to attack an innocent BOOKstore?  I suspect Anarchists... Antagonists... whatever you may call them.   Maybe they should stop in and read my book of etiquette?  *nods a bit* Yeah... you know, knowledge is dangerous.


CH: What measures are you going to take?
LS: I am going to measure the windows and the door that broke. And then I am going to send for new, reinforced supplies. Strong, hardy, thick, dependable supplies… *smirks a bit*


According to Chief Shepham Moorlord of the BOI an investigation has started aiming to bring all perpetrators to justice, "a child was hurt badly and sent to hospital but no other casualties have been reported".
CH: The Bookstore ravage has raised the tension in town. Does this have to do with the increasing rivalry between the gangs that are taking over the Streets of Chicago?
Shepham Moorlord: Yes, we believe there are numerous gangs working in the Chicago area. We believe there are some turf disputes amongst them. We believe these issues stem from the illegal distribution of alcohol. We do not believe that they are taking over anything.


CH: What measures are being taken to avoid the growing violence on our streets? Is it safe to walk around town?
SM: As you know as the director of the BOI my responsibilities are directed to issues concerning federal matters. However from time to time we work closely with the police in Chicago. I believe it would be best to ask Chief Joee about city matters.


CH: Any suspects on the Bookstore attack? Who's going to take the responsibilities?
SM: I can not comment on this matter at this time, as it is part of an on going investigation which we are working in a support role to Chicago PD.

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The Chatter that Matters

by visiting Socialite, Elba Witheringrod


NOTE:  As a visitor to this lovely town I have no loyalties to any particular “clique” so I shall endeavor to report the gossip as I see it and let the chips fall where they may. Elba


* A handsome BOI chief and his voluptuous assistant have been seen coming and going from the hospital area at all hours of the day and night. They sit for hours in the car with the window glass steamed over.


* The mayor is actively campaigning.  The Boom Boom Room, it seems, is the place to campaign in this town.


* A certain socialite certainly spends a great deal of time in the confessional on her knees with Cardinal Paine.  Confessing?


Watch out for the trolley...
Chatter with you later, Elba

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Since you asked...

Dear Miss Gribble,
Having just returned to Chicago from the West in time for the “Winter Season” I am most eager to discover the proper manners for a “society” dancing event.
Planning on Puttin’ on the Ritz


Dear Planning on Puttin’ on The Ritz, 
Good behavior is good behavior.  I will address a few of the more vital manners.
*Don't dance every dance with the same partner. Since forever, dancing more than two dances with the same partner, especially your spouse, was considered to be highly unsociable.
*At the end of the dance, do not abandon your partner and run off seeking another. Take your partner's arm and walk back to, more or less, the place you started or to some other location the lady requests. Make pleasant conversation en route, and then give a little bow and say "thank you".
*And Gentlemen, wear gloves. They are cheap. It is more sanitary and reduces sweat damage to ladies' gowns.
Miss Gribble

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Dear Miss Gribble,
I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been going out with my boyfriend Melvin for almost five years now... he’s so loving and kind and thoughtful... he always brings me flowers when he comes for a visit.
Nancy in Nantucket


Dear Nancy in Nantucket,
My dear, dear girl, doncha think it’s about time you taught the cheapskate to spell J-E-W-L-E-R-Y?
Miss Gribble

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Since You Asked …. "Men are like Coffee... The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long... Men are also like Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion".

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