A SPECIAL CHATTER REPORT

Thursday night in the City was a hot and tense one. And it was seen first hand, by this visiting reporter, that a certain floral shop owned by Ootietay Arptoothshay was EXTREMELY busy; which is not unusual BUT ... an FBI agent was seen going in, staying a VERY long time, then leaving without flowers. It was overheard, his asking the owner, Ootietay Arptoothshay, what kind of shop it was - oh dear! - that stiff needs a ribbon.