The Chatter that matters

by visiting Socialite, Elba Witheringrod

* It is said that one of the “gangs” (like we have gangs in Chicago) delivers alcohol to local speakeasys.  AND…it takes place EVERY Thursday night from 6 PM to 8 PM SLT.  Yesh! Be there and let’s see what happens.  ~ Elba

* Ancelay Enfortray, the pseudo Mayor of this city was seen giving tours to several different groups of tourist. Is he making dough on the side as a tour guide now?  Who IS running the city?

*Ucylay Onglarksay was milling around bookstores and discovered a lovely little gem she has donated to a public table and worth your while to locate.  But, who knew she could read?

* Aulpay Eightoncray’s main squeeze, ObbiJobay Onsonjay was seen in Seraph City enjoying a show at one of the city’s fine establishments.  She was without Aulpay Eightoncray but it was mentioned that Ettyebay Uganday was there and that ObbiJobay SAW a lot of Ettyebay while there.

*And Aulpay Eightoncray… why does Mr. Heart Throb, Acethray Egavay  insist on constantly calling him “Boss”?  And who is the quiet red-headed gentleman seen with Mr. Heart Throb now and again? Is there a new man in town?

Chatter with you later,

Elba