The Chatter that matters

The Chatter around Chicago says ...

* Women used to guard their virtue. Now look at them -- smoking, gambling, and probably nipping bootleg gin under the table! Two brazen women from our own community frequent a shady speakeasy so it is said and take turns dancing for tips.

* The new local politician turned celebrity has a questionable past, he is certainly wealthy, however no one is too sure what he has done to get it. His parties are the razzle dazzle of this city. Hope you get an invitation. I got mine!

* The 'It Girl' has been seen in Chicago promoting a new movie. She is a megastar international sex symbol but she is also the first actress who visibly flaunts her sex appeal and, in turn, has become the most talked-about resident of Hollywood. Did I hear you ask who is she? Turn you guess in as to who it might be to the office of this newspaper and if you are correct have your name entered in to a drawing for 500L.



*Good gravy! When does this town intend to get a copper or two?

Closing chatter brings us to one other burning question ... Why would two people, from this community, be taking turns shooting at each other? Puts a whole new spin on the phrase "dead ringer".

Chatter with you later,
Elba